On the front page of our county paper today was an article about recent criminal activity in one of our towns. While there were some burglaries listed, the more engaging reports were as follows:
A lady in an apartment complex spotted two bobcats. Traps were set but they were not caught.
Police charged a woman with assault after she started a fight with another woman IN THE POLICE DEPARTMENT.
A woman called the police to report that her neighbor was cutting his grass and it was "disturbing her."
A new clerk in a local store accidentally pushed the hold-up alarm.
On July 4th a woman reported that her neighbor's son was throwing firecrackers over her fence and "making the dogs rowdy."
CSI is not likely to do any on-location shoots out this way.